You have a physical this morning. You know you do because you have checked the paper every day to be sure you don’t miss it. It’s not a regular physical, it’s one for work. Needed yearly to renew your license. It’s very important to have it done early so there is time for the state to sit on the paperwork and still get it back to you by your birthday. Also work pays for it if you go where they send you. You know it’s today, you have planned for it. CORRECT?
Yes up to the part where you take a shower and don’t shave your legs, then get out of the shower, look at the two different socks you have paired together (done last night right before bed) and decide “whatever no one is going to see them.”
It does not dawn on you until you are driving to work and you check the physical paper AGAIN. You’ve got hairy winter legs and two different socks on. Only an idiot would do such a thing when their legs and feet are knowingly going to be parading around a doctor’s office.
So The Votes Are In: I am an idiot.